Lah de daa

geodude:

we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u

(Source: xaun)

Jul 2389,836 notes

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

Jul 23470,005 notes

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

Jul 23221,499 notes

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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(Source: skeletonspookies)

Jul 20304,201 notes

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

Jul 20186,292 notes

mileylikestolickhammers:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho

(Source: acebethchilds)

Jul 20581,372 notes