Lah de daa




toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”


do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn)

Sep 22481,587 notes

if this doesn’t make you want a latte more then i don’t know what will
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
  • Sep 22273,871 notes


    you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

    Sep 22214,998 notes

you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress


    i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

    (Source: flowury)

    Sep 211,147,249 notes

fall: the season of coziness ♡


    "Are you kidding me?"
    “No, im adulting you”

    Sep 21191,686 notes


    my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

    (Source: brambleroses)

    Sep 2179,476 notes