Lah de daa

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn)

Sep 22481,587 notes
summerhigh:

if this doesn’t make you want a latte more then i don’t know what will
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
  • Sep 22273,871 notes

    deodrant:

    you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

    Sep 22214,998 notes
    impalasherlock:

you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress

    flowury:

    i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

    (Source: flowury)

    Sep 211,147,249 notes
    breakfastatchanel-starringgabi:

fall: the season of coziness ♡

    eatingisfab:

    "Are you kidding me?"
    “No, im adulting you”

    Sep 21191,686 notes

    plutonique:

    my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

    (Source: brambleroses)

    Sep 2179,476 notes