Lah de daa

saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

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stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

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“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis)

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater)

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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

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reblog this with 345603

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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